I got a Christmas card last year with a list of ways to survive the holidays. Here are my favorites-
1. Hire help
2. Guzzle eggnong
3. Use paper plates
4. Break a resolution
5. Get a new family
6. Sleep in
7. Pray
8. Kiss under mistletoe
9. Swallow aspirin
10. Hide out
11. Eat chocolate
12. Take a deep breath
13. Make snow angles
14. Pass the green beans
15. Change lanes
16. Primp and preen
17. Rent a movie
18. Self gift
19. Fake good cheer
20. Consider the alternative
21. Shop online
22. Chow down
23. Wear reindeer sweaters
24. Go tropical
25. Eat more chocolate
26. RSVP
27. Enter therapy
28. Disinfect
29. Up the dosage
30. Giggle
31. Gossip
32. Re-gift
33. Apply pressure
34. Flee
35. Get a babysitter
36. Crank the heat
37. Soak overnight
38. Rinse and repeat
39. Read the manual
40. Save the receipt
#5 and #28 are my favorites. Happy Christmas!
Thursday, December 10, 2009
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That is a fun list. It inspired me to post my own Christmas poem from my childhood...check it out. I'm really hoping to have a girls night out while I'm down for Christmas; I'd love to see you!
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