1. Please do not chew your pants.
2. Take your back pack out of the dishwahser and put it where it belongs.
3. Get your finger out of the babies nose.
4. I don't care if mouthwash tastes good to you, don't swallow it.
5. Dad does not sleep at work.
6. Feet do not belong on the counter.
7. If your brother crawls into the dryer than take him out, don't shut the door.
8. No you can not wear slippers to school, it is snowing.
9. Coke is not for kids.
10. Please don't lick my hand anymore.
11. I don't know if Abraham Lincoln is in the Celestial Kingdom.
12. I know I told you to get along, but don't kiss each other anymore.
13. You're right, I don't know how many songs Mozart composed, but trust me, FLATS ALWAYS GO DOWN! (smart alec)
14. I know you were the one scratching into the couch because it says your name and it is in your handwriting!
15. Please take the grape out of your nose.
16. Oh sick, don't eat it!
17. I don't care if the girls "dig it" you are getting a hair cut.
18. Please don't surf on the toliet seat anymore.
19. I don't know how many more days until Christmas.
20. Yes, they had disney movies when I was a little girl.
Gotta love 'em!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
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Amy, you make me smile! Are you going to be able to come to our cabin getaway? PLEASE?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Miss seeing you!
That is HILARIOUS!! Wow! I'm glad you got those things down in writing cause those are some good ones-I should try that! Kids are cute!
That was hilarious Amy! You are such a good patient mom. I think I would be checked intothe psych ward by now and that is why I am hoping for another girl. :)
My husband is sitting next to me and he commented after. . . "Wow, and you thought you had it tough!" That was entertaining, thanks for sharing!
That is Hilarious! I'm sure I've said some of those same things.
I can totally see you saying those things. Sounds like you've had an interesting week. I say that Coke is not for kids too. It never works.
can i tell you how hard i laughed at this list!?! this is pure brilliance...thank you for sharing :)
So funny, Amy! I can't believe you are as sane as you are!
those are great amy. glad you have written them down. when you get as old as me you can read them and laugh. mom xoxo
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